There emerged a man called Trump,

Who was born with a powerful thump

To play the game like a true Mugwump.


As he stood on oak stump

While he said, “Hi, I’m Trump.”

“It’s time to get out of your slump!”


“Now don’t think me a chump,

Or rhino’s big rump,

Simply because I grump!”


“For they’ve paid off the ump,

The referee fails to jump

And rules now lay in the dump.”


“Don’t sit like a lump,

On rotting old bump,

Play your card for I’m your Trump.”

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