There emerged a man called Trump,
Who was born with a powerful thump
To play the game like a true Mugwump.
As he stood on oak stump
While he said, “Hi, I’m Trump.”
“It’s time to get out of your slump!”
“Now don’t think me a chump,
Or rhino’s big rump,
Simply because I grump!”
“For they’ve paid off the ump,
The referee fails to jump
And rules now lay in the dump.”
“Don’t sit like a lump,
On rotting old bump,
Play your card for I’m your Trump.”