There emerged a man called Trump,

Who was born with a powerful thump

To play the game like a true Mugwump.

As he stood on oak stump

While he said, “Hi, I’m Trump.”

“It’s time to get out of your slump!”

“Now don’t think me a chump,

Or rhino’s big rump,

Simply because I grump!”

“For they’ve paid off the ump,

The referee fails to jump

And rules now lay in the dump.”

“Don’t sit like a lump,

On rotting old bump,

Play your card for I’m your Trump.”