Come on Chump,
Get outta your slump,
It’s time for the Jump,
Let’s do the Trump Jump today!
It’s easy to learn,
And calories you’ll burn.
Once again we earn
Respect to discern
And fight for the Rights of all.
So come on chump,
Get off that stump.
Swing to the right,
And gain new might.
Then curtsy to the left,
Just leave it bereft.
For Rome did fall.
Let’s do the Trump Jump today!
So you over there,
Don’t be so square,
With your deplorable grace,
Put a smile on your face.
Join in the Trump Jump today!