Dear child of the Social Net
Stop acting like a Liberal’s pet.
Vile words and names in torrents spew,
At those deemed not aligned with you
In sanctimonious voice, you claim they’ve sinned,
When in fact, dear child, you’re pissing into the wind.
Dear child of the Social Net
Stop acting like a Liberal’s pet.
Vile words and names in torrents spew,
At those deemed not aligned with you
In sanctimonious voice, you claim they’ve sinned,
When in fact, dear child, you’re pissing into the wind.
A snowflake hit me on the nose,
It didn’t hurt, that everyone knows.
Then an icicle fell from the eave
Hit my shoulder; it stuck in my sleeve.
I write Dear Santa, put elves to the task
Cleats for the reindeer is all that I ask.
Please help me, my friend,
Have we come to an end?
Has reason deserted our land?
Many fight for the right,
Guaranteed by our laws,
Then deny it to others out of hand.
Please join me, my friend,
Our rights to defend,
Battling this vile new disease.
For Americans, are we all,
Unwilling to face downfall,
Our freedom not built on our knees.
Come on Chump,
Get outta your slump,
It’s time for the Jump,
Let’s do the Trump Jump today!
It’s easy to learn,
And calories you’ll burn.
Once again we earn
Respect to discern
And fight for the Rights of all.
So come on chump,
Get off that stump.
Swing to the right,
And gain new might.
Then curtsy to the left,
Just leave it bereft.
For Rome did fall.
Let’s do the Trump Jump today!
So you over there,
Don’t be so square,
With your deplorable grace,
Put a smile on your face.
Join in the Trump Jump today!
Today I heard
Youth declare
Words of hate
Patently absurd.
They spoke by rote
Their message clear
Demands immense
Damn, the vote!
To this I say
Please listen well
Choice was made
You lost the day.
Life’s lesson learned
For who protest
Denial of freedom
Begot authority earned.